Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Me & the big Scottish spear/axe thingy of doom!
With my favorite itinerate gentleman adventurers, the Bold & Stupid Men!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Commercials seem to be getting stupider and stupider... even the ones that started with a funny premise are now just tired and ready for extinction. I mean, have you seen all the recent Geico commercials? I hate to say it, but the gecko's wearing on my nerves (for the record, I still find the cavemen sufficiently amusing). I think if Steve Irwin were still around (god bless him), he would have made a much better lizard-stalker than that old British guy.
Ok, one of the most irritating advertisements on tv right now is that damn Special K commercial where a mom finds herself tempted to scarf the remains of a bowl of brownie batter while cooking with her son. Instead of indulging in what is a perfectly normal impulse, this skinny little waif of a Wysteria Lane-wannabe heads for the cupboard and pulls out her secret weapon (no, not that, you gutterbrain) -- a box of Special K, with chocolate pieces inside! She then proceeds to chow down on a nice li'l bowl of the stuff, a smile of smug satisfaction on her finely-featured face. I have several problems with this scenario:
1. In the real world, there ain't no way in hell some measly pile of cornstarch is gonna hold up against a big ol' bowl of fresh brownie batter. I don't care if it's Super-Duper-Extra-Insanely-Rich-Death-By-Chocolate Cornstarch. Still no dice.
2. C'mon, if you're already that skinny, why be so frickin' paranoid about the 1/16 of a pound you might add to your waistline by consuming an ounce of chocolate glop? Geez, live a little. (Note to those of you making these infuriating commercials: use a woman who actually LOOKS like she's trying to watch her weight. Sightly less hypocritical and a little more believable, don'cha think?)
3. As Peter Griffin said, "What's so special about Special K? What ever happened to Regular K?"
Sigh... you know who I really miss? The Capitol One pillagers! The Viking raiders who had to find new jobs because there was nothing left to pillage? That was some funny shit right there... Hey Capitol One, how about an encore! :D
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Any American who's heard the German language spoken knows that it sounds funny as hell. And I ain't here to offend -- after all, my family's German (my last name's "Luecke" for cryin' out loud!), so you can bet I've heard my fair share of Wörter.
Anywho... Being the Rammstein fan that I am, I couldn't resist sharing this vid of 'misheard lyrics' to my favorite RS song, Speiluhr. Hope you have a sense of humor, 'cause this one may cause belly laughs! Follow der link, volks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcv7xZK5EQ
Oh mein Gotte, it's Rammstein!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
But what's particularly thrilling for me is the fact that he's digitally reworked my face two different times, allowing me to live out my crazed fantasies of being some kind of anime-style warrior chick. So without further ado, feast your eyes on the computer-generated masterpiece that is MegN (as seen by Allen Pierson)...
Kickass Forest Avenger MegN
...and Cyborg/Mecha Fighter MegN
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Ok, so I just saw the much-anticipated Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay... and it was even better than I'd expected. If you haven't seen the original, then run --don't walk-- to your nearest Blockbuster and witness the awesome wonders of the stoner's quest for White Castle. After that, get your ass to the theater and prepare for a silly, crazy, fast-paced ride through the sequence of events that follow! I refuse to spoil anything for you, but I couldn't resist posting this promo poster for the movie... (of course NPH is back!)
'Roldy & Kumar: freakin' out
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Follow the link for sum brainz, bro: http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
And then there's the Bold & Stupid Men. It's pretty much worth heading to the Faire just to see these guys. Not only have tights and codpieces never been worn so hilariously, but their daring swordplay ("Spanish Death with chicken?") and rogue-ish tomfoolery will have you in stitches.
The Bold and Stupid Men (Bolt Upright, left; & Gianni Vespa, right), boldy going where no stupid man has gone before
If you want to explore this wonder for yourself, click the link on that little side bar there to your left. As for me, I will be embarking on my yearly trek to the Faire in just a few weeks. Expect pictures... And many tales of fun and frolic upon my return.
To be continued...
Sunday, April 20, 2008
So I found this 1975 video clip of the band's timeless big rig anthem, "Roll on Down the Highway". Watch it, and see how ass is kicked. Follow the link, good buddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjaCh5Akg6Q
BTO - back in the good ol' days
And now, for your further viewing pleasure... Here's a hi-freaking-larious vid of the same BTO song, but with a bunch of seriously goofy-cute Asian boys lipsync-ing along. It's some good, clean, rollicking fun that you can't help but tap your feet to (while laughing your stomach straight into seizures) :D
Follow the link, karaoke-style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edUrrWoyJlc